M&M is STILL Woke?

In a recent statement from M&M, they said they were "indefinitely suspending" their spokescandies. Apparently, this was a lie.

In our research into M&M for the horrible crime of making a female character Tucker Carlson didn't want to fuck, we discovered a shocking betrayal. After their statement that they would indefinitely suspend their spokescandies, it turns out they will be bringing them back soon.

This cannot stand. But rest assured, M&M has already lost 72% of its conservative sales, resulting in a 12% net increase in sales since the announcement of their woke spokescandies. This proves that if you go woke, you just might find yourself going broke.