Democrats Propose Anti-Astroturf Legislation

The socialist Democrats want to limit our free speech in a never-ending war against the average American.

The legislation would increase regulative oversight for corporations to contribute to grassroots organizations with goals that just happen to align. According to Democrats, this legislation would "hold corporations accountable for intentionally misrepresenting the views of the average American."

Whoa, there. Why do Democrats get to decide who the average American is? If 70% of Americans want to sell out their country by preventing large-scale ecological destruction, then it should be within our rights as the real average Americans to overrule this consensus. Preventing ecological destruction costs money that we average Americans shouldn't have to pay.

If these people don't work for a corporation that has enough money to pay thousands of crisis actors and fund dozens of political organizations, do they really have anything to say? Last I checked, we build our bus stops and park benches specifically to keep these types away.

Anti-homeless benches prevent dirty poors from sleeping in our cities. Image credit

This will hurt the middle class. We average Americans will pay the price for the environmental responsibility of socialists, as the ability to effectively speak out in support of our own interests is stripped away from us. American conservatives need to unite against this socialist threat.